Tristain: (My Loving Yet Forgetful Husband) We're newlyweds. He is 24 years old. He has had several jobs in the last few years but his most interesting has to be as a funeral director. That was what he was doing when we met and for the first two years of our relationship. I never believed I could fall in love with someone that messes around with dead people all day, but I did. Weird thing is... he absolutely loved that job. That disturbs me a bit. Now he is between jobs and works delivering papers for the Daily here. "I have found the one my soul loves."

Cassie: (My Mother Knows Best) She is 46 years old and her oldest child is 30. Yes, she was a very young mother, but a very good mother. I must agree with my sister's wise words, "Anyone that doesn't like our mom ma must be just plain evil!" Mom has few flaws; one of which is she likes to lalk about people (good and bad talk). All in all, my mom is a very good person. She has always been kind, loving and fair.

Homer: (My Father Clueless) Ever watch the Simpsons? You know Homer Simpson? That is my dad down to an art.

Thorn: (a.k.a. Uncle Drunk or My Oldest Brother) . He is a bit of a con-artist as far back as I can remember. However, he always gets caught doing whatever it is he wasn't suppose to be doing. He has a good heart, but bad things happen to him often. I hate to say that I wouldn't trust him with a ten foot pole but I don't. And there it is said.

Varuka: (My Hippy Little Sister) She is like my mom's second shadow. You can't tell her anything without her blabbing to my mom. The little informer. I didn't like her much when she was born but I have learned like her for the most part. She has her own style: hippy mostly. She loves anything that has to do with the Beatles. She is 23 and she has some real world shocks still waiting on her to discover them. I hope she makes it!

Angst: (My "It's Not Fair!" Little Brother) Of late, he has been a big JERK. But hey, weren't we all jerks when we were 19? Yeah, we thought we knew it all. He has a tender heart too, but I rarely see it.

Gunner: (Family Pet and Man's Best Friend) She thinks she is a human and after 12 years of raising her, I am starting to believe it myself.

Mirage: (Typical Lazy Co-Worker) Very friendly people person with some skeleton's in her closet. Stay tuned!

Martin: (My Boss: Two Words -Extremely Weird) What a nut or should I say suffers from grand delusions of paranoia. He is always watching his back. I wonder what he 'done went and did'. Also, his sense of logic is totally messed up as you will soon discover.

Chase: (Also My Co-Worker amd Brown Noser Extrodinaire) He totally brown noses Martin. Why I don't know. Martin isn't in a position to give him anything to advance his career. Our office has higher offices that promote and give raises. He also has a few skeletons in his closet, but they always seem to come to the surface eventually.

Papa No Good: (Father-in-law and Man Whore) Where do I begin here??? Tristian's father is so immature, I believe he needs the spanking of his lifetime. Before he married his present wife, he slept with countless women regardless of whether there is an attraction or not. Hmmm would that make him a "man whore?" I secretly think he has some STD and I refuse to let my husband use the bathroom where he has been. Papa No Good never pays his bills on time and expects Tristian to bail him out. And to top it all off I think he treats Tristian like crap. I don't like it one bit! Thank goodness we don't live with him any more!